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Nothing But a Hound Dog: His Family Mocked Him When He Cried
A dog’s life: He thinks he’s talking when he barks — so we responded with an Elvis song
Ace is our hand-me-down dog — rejected by others for his annoying squeaky bark. He thinks he’s telling us stuff. So I asked him, “Want to eat?”
Instead of wagging his tail or jumping up excitedly like an average dog, he started his non-stop whiney bark, “Yipe-yipe-yipe! Yipe-yipe-yipe!”
For five consecutive minutes.
My bride is traveling for two weeks, leaving me alone with two dogs: the quiet one who gazes at me with the adoring look of love — and Ace. He debates you through his annoying crying bark.
And that is how I intuitively understood the true meaning of a classic song I had never really understood. So I ran right at this little barker and quoted Elvis Presley simultaneously by singing:
“You ain’t nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time. Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit — and you ain’t no friend of mine.”
Like an arrogant American demanding non-Americans understand English in their non-English speaking land, Ace barked back at me the entire time I sang, wagging his tail, sure we’d just made a duet.
